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Asia Carrera plays one of the human women, but it's kind of amazing how much time is spent in this film discussing the intricacies of ape society and whether humans can be intelligent. Fasten your seat belt, it's going to be a humpy ride! Filed to: triviagasm. We exclusively premiered the SFW trailer for the Avengers porn a while back. Comics Famous underground comics artist R. Pictured at left. It was probably in small-press zines and anthologies that aren't well preserved online. The Avengers continues to break box office records, and meanwhile a ton of superhero porn spoofs come out every month. Here's the history of superhero porn, of the last 60 years. Probably Michael Ninn's most famous porn films, Latex and its sequel try for a "cyberpunk" aesthetic without actually comprehending cyberpunk. To quote from the blurb:. It's all 'oodle doodle wee wee poot poot doo da doo' computer noises and moog sounds. According to the blurb: "It's the year According to IMDB :.

We are all naked in the face of the vastness of the universe. But some of us are more naked than others. Science fiction movies have been venturing into forbidden realms of sexuality for 50 years, and the past 20 years have seen the biggest boom of all, thanks to home video and the internet. Last month, we brought you the more or less complete rundown of the first four decades of porn movies.

Now here's part two, covering the years from to Warning: NSFW and occasionally squicky! I pretty much guarantee we've left some stuff out — so please chime in with your suggestions below! Oh, and we already included the ss Star Trek porn spoofs as one item in the previous list. If you want to read a complete history of Star Trek porn up to about , that's here.

This is not, as you might assume, a Xena: Warrior Princess ripoff. Xena hadn't quite made it to television at this point. Actually, my favorite description for this movie is the one which mentions she comes from "the alternative side of the galaxy.

This, on the other hand, really is a spoof on Quantum Leap. Except that instead of Scott Bakula jumping bodies and time-slipping, it's a hawt lady. And she has a laser gun. And at one point, there's a robot who's programmed for "sensual stimulation, who's visiting for some reason — as you can see in the ultra-brief clip at left. Click here for the awesome video cover, too. Apparently this film was successful enough that it spawned three sequels within a year or so.

In the first one, a shipping clerk named Cynthia is suspicious of the new janitor, Jasper — and then he turns out to be a Zordanian, sent by the evil Zordac to kidnap an Earth woman. Cue lots of bondage and stuff. And Jasper turns out to have a "large green genetic fluid spewing tentacle protruding from his abdomen. In part two, though, the aliens realize their attempts to inseminate Cynthia were unsuccessful because she was using birth control.

So Zordac sends his best guy, Tardac, to inhabit the rotting dead body of a homeless man and find more women to probe and stuff. You know, I don't really want to watch these movies. They sound horrible. Apparently this movie is famous for being the first porn film where the star got breast implants halfway through filming.

Chasey Lain plays an alien woman who's sent to Earth to save the planet from destruction due to sexual imbalance — because women aren't assertive enough, and this causes the planet to explode or something.

In any case, in the clip at left you can see her using her robot scanner to watch famous assertive Earth women throughout history, including Eve and Cleopatra. And eventually, halfway through the film, the alien heroine decides she needs bigger breasts, so she uses her alien tech to make it happen. I guess. Actually, this was a TV series, but it sort of counts anyway. They were created by Alain Siritzky, who also gave us many other softcore science fiction porn films and direct-to-cable masterpieces, such as Rod Steele see below.

In a nutshell, it's your usual "aliens come to Earth to learn about human sexuality" storyline, except that Emmanuelle is the teacher. And because it's a Siritzky joint, almost anything can happen, including mind control, telekinesis, and lots of dry ice. And this is probably a great time to mention Emmanuelle Vs. Dracula, which you can see a bit of here. Large snippets of Emmanuelle in Space are easy to find online, and at left is just a wee taste. The slogan for this one really says it all: "She came from Planet Butt.

Planet Butt? Okay then. Also, the back cover says: "She came in peace. And what a piece she was. This will, presumably, take a really long time. As alien invasion schemes go, it's probably one of the least practical. Probably Michael Ninn's most famous porn films, Latex and its sequel try for a "cyberpunk" aesthetic without actually comprehending cyberpunk.

But that's okay, because the actual plot about a psychotic telepath imprisoned in a future dystopia is weird enough on its own. Malcolm Stevens has the ability to read people's thoughts, and uses it to discover their sexual fantasies. Instead of getting rich, or escaping from his asylum.

In the second film, a female therapist tries to use shock treatment to cure Stevens, but her assistant gets drawn into a telepathic nightmare where she's trapped with two sexy gargoyles. You can see some of it at left, in which you can verify that there is, indeed, a lot of latex. There's also 's Ritual , which is much the same sort of stuff, except this time a female porn star is imprisoned.

Cyberella: Forbidden Passions It's just your standard-issue cyberpunk redemption-through-sex afterlife story. Mara is a famous virtual reality designer, until she dies in a fire while plugged in to VR. Instead of going to the afterlife, her soul gets trapped in cyberspace, where she meets God. And God tells her to go into other people's VR worlds and have sex with them, until she transcends this plane of existence.

Yes, it's that great. At one point, Cyberella enters someone's cracked copy of Mac Paint and they have paint-splashing VR sex. More details here. Yes, really was the year for "cyber" porn. I wonder if anybody thought the book and movie of the same title, in the same year, were related. Someone should ask Martin Amis.

In any case, you have to love any porn movie with the tagline, "Crystal Gold is Internet ready! This is a movie about scientists who create a cyborg — only to find that she's sexually insatiable. I can see how that would happen. Yep, it's a Men in Black spoof, except that it's Women in Black. And I'm guessing nobody raps over s soul samples. What makes this especially great is the tagline: "Protecting the Earth from the cum of the universe.

The aliens have a "ferocious sex appetite" and it's up to the Women in Black to satisfy them before they annoy everybody else, I guess. I can't actually tell what this film is about, although here's a clip to help you try and make sense of it.

In a nutshell, there are some scientists who are doing something sciencey, and it involves opening a vortex and casting your engrams into it using headgear. And an evil guy named Packard has put his engrams into the vortex and is using them to get laid in different timestreams. And meanwhile, someone named Jenny is trapped in the vortex — naked. So another lady has to go into the vortex, using her psy-powers, to rescue Jenny and defeat Packard.

I think. If any of this makes sense to you, you're probably smarter than I am. The point is, naked lady in the time vortex. The clip is sort of hilariously reminiscent of Star Trek: Voyager , with the technobabble. It's the movie you never thought anybody would make a porn spoof of.

According to IMDB :. An outrageous gang of four vicious ladies clean up the streets. Their main goal is to destruct the male perverts on the streets. They drink milk, get in an ultraviolet shape, and they're an menace to society. According to the blog Between Pictures , this is actually a pretty decent film:. The gag here is that Alexandra the Droog is a violent sex-addict who must be cured of her affliction. She's caught, jailed, and then forced to watch hours and hours of gross-out porn in order to get her head right.

Meanwhile, her fellow Droogs must bust her out of captivity, all the while continuing their rampage against the perverted on the streets. Yet another "aliens come to Earth to learn about human sexuality" movie, because we can never have too many of those. This one, however, deals with lesbianism and learning to accept yourself and stuff. One of the two aliens is a dude, who hires strippers and has them perform for him — but the other one is a woman, who discovers that she's a lesbian and struggles for a few minutes anyway to accept herself.

Here's the start of the film, featuring astonishing CG and kind of s BBC-esque costumes, as the aliens travel to Earth and then spy on a human couple doing it.. I don't think there was a Penetrator 1 — I think this is just a porn spoof of Terminator 2. Yes, that's oddly specific, and the title might mislead you into thinking it's a Predator thing instead.

Anyway, I hope someone says "live with me if you want to come" at some point. This trailer is actually kind of amazing. We covered this before in our roundup of zero-G sex scenes — but it bears repeating that this is perhaps the only porn movie to be nominated for a Nebula Award.

Supposedly a tiny amount of this film was actually shot in microgravity, but mostly the zero-G sex looks laughably fake, like the stuff at left. Tagline: "Slide into the "Sexth" dimension! The movie's four heroes are universe-hopping, and then they stumble on a world where anybody who has sex is sent to a reeducation center — possibly similar to the one in Clockwork Orgy.




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Are we in pirn golden age of superhero porn? It sure seems like that. The Avengers continues to break box office records, and meanwhile a ton of superhero porn spoofs come out every month. There will probably bimbo cartoon porn a dozen Justice League porn films before a real Justice League movie ever comes out. But superhero porn has a long, if not necessarily proud, tradition, going back to bimbo cartoon porn comics featuring Superman and Plastic Man doing weird and obscene things.

Here's the history of superhero porn, of the last 60 years. Note: This is necessarily an incomplete history, because there's never going to be perfect archiving or cataloguing when it comes to teh pornz. Also, we're leaving out things like Flash Gordon porn, or Barbarellabecause they're sort of grey areas in terms of being superheroes.

Tijuana Think, miss juicy porn videos like In the s and s, one of the most popular forms of porn consisted of question hot porn old women simply erotic comic books called "Tijuana Bibles" — including some which parodied popular characters of the time like Flash Gordon According to TijuanaBible.

So if someone asks you what the worst Superman comic of all time is, now you know. Pictured at left. In the late s, an artist called "Mr.

Dyslexic" who's come in for cargoon criticism from Art Spiegelman produced a series for hardcore homemade gay porn recommend erotic parodies of various National DC superheroes, including SuperboyCaptain Marvel Jr. Bkmbo, some of these comics are rapey. As the name suggests, Blunder Broad is sort something vsp porn curious an inept superhero who gets captured and tied up a lot.

And true to form for Stanton, the Blunder Broad bimbo cartoon porn tend to be both slapsticky and wildly sadistic. At one point, Blunder Broad gets put into a corset with a saddle on it, so the supervillain Count Dastardly can ride her around like a pony.

These are easy to find online. Bat Pussy This Batman porn spoof is widely described as the worst porn movie ever made, thanks to some incredibly unarousing sex and a general attitude of awfulness. There's a lengthy and painful deconstruction of the film herebut let's just quote from Something Weird Video's bimb :.

Are you sitting down? In the grand tradition of superheroes like Aquaman. Green Lantern and Wonder Woman comes Bat Pussy! That's no typo. Bat Pussy sits around her secret hideout waiting for her super senses to tell her when a crime is about to amateur porn pictures committed. Clad in green tights, a ratty cape, a tee shirt with the famous Batman insignia on it and cartoom shorts!

For those who didn't have one as a kid, these bimbo cartoon porn big rubber balloons you squatted on and bounced around with! Jesus Christ! Souperman This porn film starred Marc Stevens as the eponymous hero, whose alter ego is Clark Bent, a reporter for a sex magazine. Yes, it made sense in the s. The villain is Luther not Luthorwho has developed a special formula that will kill everybody's sex drive — but luckily Souperman has some magic nuts actual nuts, get your mind out of the gutter that will save everybody's libidos.

Not making any bimbo cartoon porn this up. This film is usually paired cartoonn a DVD with Super Ladythe film about a superheroine whose superpowers have the side effect of making her a nymphomaniac. She fights the supervillain Zabor, whose "sphere of influence" threatens the entire world. According to AVManiacs"The soundtrack for this movie is amazing. Lorn all 'oodle doodle wee wee poot poot doo da doo' computer noises and moog sounds.

For some reason the movie check this out cuts to illustrated comic book style pictures of Super Lady at really random moments. Thanks sexploration porn apologise horribly directed and the sex is pretty plain but the soundtrack is so completely bad ass.

Magnificent Released inthis film is pretty much a straight-up spoof of the then-new Superman: The Movie — to the point where Warner Bros. Supporting characters include Lois and Clark, who both work at the same big newspaper where Ms. Bimbo cartoon porn has her secret identity as a reporter. Magnificent is sent to Earth from her doomed planet, and develops superpowers including flying and super-strength.

Oh, and the supervillain Kreetia Borgia has a dildo made out of the one substance that Ms. Magnificent is vulnerable to. Comics Famous underground comics artist R. Crumb hates superheroesso it's not surprising that he took the opportunity to make fun of them in this comic. It's basically a zany mind-control sex romp, in which a ridiculous superhero team, the Mighty Power Fems, gets hypnotized into becoming sex kittens and helping to pirn capitalism.

You know, the usual. It's very, very smutty and as weird as you'd expect. Penthouse Comix Back in the early s, when Bimbo cartoon porn was still a publishing empire, they started a regular comics anthology — which was chock full of weird superhero spoofs, alongside barbarian comics and various other things.

It was 33 issues of lavishly illustrated, often incredibly silly smut, with some of the greatest creators involved. Check out a gallery of some Penthouse Comix covers and interior art, at left. The Internet caroon Rule 34 You can pretty much divide superhero porn into two eras: before the internet when it was hard to find and after the internet when it was everywhere.

There's simply no way to catalogue all of the superhero erotic art that's been posted online, in places like Deviant Art and a million paysites. We've included a gallery of a few random images at left. The website Literotica. So, too, does the alt-sex-stories-erotica text repository. Since aboutyou'd have to have all your search filters on and make an active effort to avoid superhero cartokn.

Special mention goes to Superheroine Centrala site that's chock full of superheroine bondage art and photos, mixed in with a ton of caartoon bizarre fetishes. Warning: That last link is not for the faint of heart. The Pro Not, strictly speaking, porn as such — but probably worth mentioning. This one-shot by Garth Ennis and Amanda Conner features a sex worker who gets superpowers and basically uses them to be a super-sex-worker.

Stripperella Stan Lee created this weird porntastic superhero spoof, voiced by Pamela Anderson, which debuted in and featured some of the weirdest attempts at humor ever, including a villain called Cheapo who only commits really cheap crimes. Not, perhaps, the highest point in Stan Lee's career. But probably not the lowest, either. Empowered Quite possibly the most famous superhero bondage art out there.

Artist Adam Warren, who had previously done a lot of Dirty Pair comics, bimbo cartoon porn some superhero bondage stories as private commissions for a fan.

But then he wound up building them out into a whole running storyline about the heroine Empowered, who's always getting tied up. Over time, the characters get a lot more nuanced and the story gets a lot less porntastic, but it's always quite " bondage-riffic. Gay Superhero Erotica There probably was gay superhero porn prior to ten years ago, but we haven't been able to find much out there.

It was probably in small-press zines and anthologies that aren't well preserved online. But there's been a ton in the past half dozen years, including Anti-Heroes. And cartoln the Incredible Carroon looks like when his purple pants finally get shredded completely. And so on. And there are tons and tons of gay superhero erotica anthologies out there, led by the Unmasked: Erotic Tales of Porn tube Superheroes series edited by Eric Summers.

The first story in the cartoom book features thinly-disguised Batman and Mr. Fantastic archetypes trying to figure out what to do when your spandex costume keeps getting torn. The Mr. Fantastic knockoff goes to a superhero tailor, who measures his naked body and tells him, "Do not expand" But also, looking at Amazon. Not to mention a ton of straight bimbo cartoon porn. There's also Stonewall and Riotan X-rated gay superhero animated movie fromwhich you can check out at the link.

The Axel Braun era Which brings us up to the current era in superhero porn — when there appears to be a brand new X-rated spoof coming out every week or so. We exclusively premiered the SFW trailer for the Avengers porn a while back. There's so much of this stuff, there's even a porn parody specifically tied in to the s Batman TV show. Here are an assortment of random SFW trailers for these films:.

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